You Need Marty Feldman Eyes – Tired Eyes WAKE UP!!!!

Before the drops and whiteliner

It’s morning. Oh GAWD, already? You just got in an hour ago and now  you have to get up again! Oh NO! Wait a minute – is it Friday? Oh shit! Tonight you meet your new guy’s family and to say you are not at your best is putting it mildly…..What to do?

As LUCK would have it, this old partyer from way back knows JUST the TRICK for those eyes.  You will need the following:

1. Allergy eyedrops; can i mention brands here? (oh yeah, it’s MY BLOG) Bausch and Lomb work great.

2. One WHITE crayon eyeliner pencil.

Here you go:

1. Wash your face. 

2. Apply 2 drops allergy relief drops in each eye.

3. Gently pull lower eyelid down and apply tip of white eyeliner pencil from the inner corner of the lower eyelid all the way to the end of the eye (still applying to inside of lower eyelid)

Trace inner eyelid with white crayon

4. Take a dark eyeliner pencil and smudge gently from the middle of lower lash line to the end of eye (normal eyelining ya know?; the cleopatra thing)

WHY IT WORKS:  The allergy drops soothe and refresh your eyeballs plus have the added bonus of making your pupils HUGE (for a while anyway).

The white pencil eyeliner applied to ledge of inner lower eyelid also makes your eyes appear HUGE as it white gives the illusion of more or bigger eyes.

You can use the eyedrops up to twice a day, the eyeliner anytime.  You can buy the allergy drops over the counter for about $6 and the pencil for about $2 at any pharmacy drugstore.

ah clear pretty eyes

Many times I have had this trick to thank for making me appear alert and interested in what someone was yapping at me when all I wanted was to curl up under my covers and sleep off the night before.  (The lazy eye? well, i couldn’t do anything about that but at least it looked refreshed)

durrrrr...